Well, I dont know about you but I think T.V. these days really sucks. To me the only good things to watch are Sports and any show on after 8 on FX. When a good show comes on, it gets canceled cause people have lives and dont watch it. A few suggestions for those producers who Charlie Sheen said “DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING”. I like reality tv but it needs a boost in action.
SURVIVOR – Should be all hidden cameras this way if someone gets bit by a snake or mauled by a tiger or two of the contestants get down with it BOOM its on camera..Can you imagine some of those women getting caught doing the dirty after 35 days of no showering…probably move show to FX that would help.
Hells Kitchen– Keep the cameras, but we need a physical altercation between Gordon and a customer. Can you imagine Gordon just starts beating the dogshit out of a customer that complained about his risotto being undercooked, a little rugby flashback.
UFC Grudge Match LIVE – This is my favorite choice, and probably an FX show. Anybody can challenge anyone to a UFC type cage match, nothing better then 2 psychos in a cage just monkey stomping each other. Here is the best part. You challenge someone to fight and if they dont show up, the cameras go to their home or place of work and BOOM an ass kicking takes place right there LIVE!!!…Can you imagine we could have catfights or full on donneybrooks breaking out on the assemmbly line at Ford in the middle of the day…NOW THAT TV…yeah all fights no holds barred until someone taps out….
Cartoons – This goes without saying..who doesnt like a good cartoon. Except all cartoons have to be like Family Guy nuff said.
I just think tv has gotten too soft, get rid of all this game show shit, who gives a rats ass about some dude trying to blow down a house of cards in a minute…one word STUPID. You want interesting how about this.
Fortune Teller Finale – This will be PUNK’D meets Ghost Hunters. You get a contestant that does a live reading and the teller tells them they are going to die or get some illness or some crap like that…then you follow that person around for a month until you tell them in front of their family that they have been PUNK’D …LOL….thats a great idea…just admit it…everyone will say thats fucked up but laugh that it didnt happen to them…..well those are my ideas for spicing up TV…just a quick I NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED thought.