Gotta Love it!!
Mr. Immortal and Zman
Well, I just finished having lunch with Zman; he had to jet off somewhere but he commented on last week post and we got some comments from it. But hell I really admire Zman that guy he is a tough guy that has had to put up with a lot of bullshit. He will make it through; in the meantime I am the voice of this theatre. I read all your complaints and let me tell you I don’t give a rat’s ass. I mean really where would people be if there was no TV or video games or cellular phones. Stupid ass Americans would have to learn to read. I believe most idealistic Americans just go through the motions. Ozzy and Harriet my ass, Dad is working late giving it to his secretary and telling his dumbass wife oh honey I have a late meeting. Meanwhile Harriet at home is taking care of Little Bobby and Sara, not too mention the plumber and his crack pipe friend. It’s so fucking pathetic, I almost hope the lights go out what would you all do. No cellular phone, TV or media. Learn to read, ha don’t make me laugh. Americans would freak out and think it’s the end of the fucking world. Really, what majority of sad asses around here have ever read a classic? Moby Dick, Oliver Twist or the Count of Monte Cristo. No Americans are too busy collecting there 92 weeks of unemployment while they are still hitting the fucking pipe. Keep up with the mean comments, I like it. Maybe I will make a video of me burning the flag then we will really have something to talk about….In case you are guessing, which is what Americans do most of the time…I was not born here..I was sadly naturalized later in life by family. Where I come from citizens actually read and finish college……….so move the fuck on planet earth.
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You saw this coming right???
Okay so at first way back, I was nervous about leaving the Navy. You think about how the bills are going to get paid, and what kind of work am I going to do and so on and so forth. I was just being a big wuss. But now things are set in motion so that retirement day will go off with out a hitch and the day will just come and go. Life will go on and people will continue to defend this great nation, just that they will do it without me. I look forward to the following Saturday thinking about what comes next and how will I feel about living my second life. These days I joke with coworkers, about how I am going to party on the following Monday (Retirement day is a Friday). Its going to get going at 6 in the morning and they will not be able to attend cause THEY HAVE TO WORK!!!. Yeah Yeah I understand the sarcasm but who gives a fuck I earned quip and god dang it I am going to use it. I dont quite have a vision of what post Navy life is going to be but I am sure Penelope (my wife) will find a way forward and enjoy what lies ahead….but for right now..I am all about reminding folks that they have to work on June 25th AND I DONT!!!!!……Just a quick HAHAHAHAH thought.
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The things on the desk. We all have quirky and strange little things on our desks and tables. What do you have on your table or desk……..??????
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