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Mr Immortal and Zman!

Gotta Love it!!

Mr. Immortal and Zman

Well, I just finished having lunch with Zman; he had to jet off somewhere but he commented on last week post and we got some comments from it.  But hell I  really  admire Zman that guy he is a tough guy that has had to put up with a lot of bullshit.  He will make it through; in the meantime I am the voice of this theatre.  I read all your complaints and let me tell you I don’t give a rat’s ass.  I mean really where would people be if there was no TV or video games or cellular phones.  Stupid ass Americans would have to learn to read.  I believe most idealistic Americans just go through the motions.  Ozzy and Harriet my ass, Dad is working late giving it to his secretary and telling his dumbass wife oh honey I have a late meeting.  Meanwhile Harriet at home is taking care of Little Bobby and Sara, not too mention the plumber and his crack pipe friend. It’s so fucking pathetic, I almost hope the lights go out what would you all do.  No cellular phone, TV or media.  Learn to read, ha don’t make me laugh.  Americans would freak out and think it’s the end of the fucking world.  Really, what majority of sad asses around here have ever read a classic?  Moby Dick, Oliver Twist or the Count of Monte Cristo.  No Americans are too busy collecting there 92 weeks of unemployment while they are still hitting the fucking pipe.  Keep up with the mean comments, I like it.  Maybe I will make a video of me burning the flag then we will really have something to talk about….In case you are guessing, which is what Americans do most of the time…I was not born here..I was sadly naturalized later in life by family. Where I come from citizens actually read and finish college……….so move the fuck on planet earth.

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The Licious Sisters!!

Coolsville!!

 

Well,  I am sitting here listening to Bob Marley and watching the Yankee game and the Licious sisters come to mind.  Now how that happens is beyond me.  After all, I have given up the booze, I dont smoke the  marijuana and I am no longer on any mind altering narcotics.  Now mind you now I have never met the Licious sisters and only text via Facebook one of them.  She happens to be my very cool aunt.  Who I think is Rosalicious but I not sure.  My aunt is cooler then cool in that she lives out west in a really cool place and she is up on the times you could call her hip.  So she seems to be part of cool flip chapeau icy and very hip bunch of cats called the Licious sisters. I have seen pics of one or maybe two, and yeah they got the beat and rythmn down.  I would like to meet these ultracool yeah dig it I am cool sisters, but only time will tell if our paths are going to cross…Wellst..time to flip the CD gotta go…on behalf of the Licious stay cool you dig…just a quick THE LICIOUS SISTERS rock thought

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Executive Producer – Zman

Well, I dont know about you but I think  T.V. these days really sucks.  To me the only good things to watch are Sports and any show on after 8 on FX.  When a good show comes on, it gets canceled cause people have lives and dont watch it.  A few suggestions for those producers who Charlie Sheen said “DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING”.  I like reality tv but it needs a boost in action.

38 Days in, you know you would!!!

 

SURVIVOR  – Should be all hidden cameras this way if someone gets bit by a snake or mauled by a tiger or two of the contestants get down with it BOOM its on camera..Can you imagine some of those women getting caught doing the dirty after 35 days of no showering…probably move show to FX that would help. 

You need to let this crazy bastard off the leash!!

Hells Kitchen–  Keep the cameras, but we need a physical altercation between Gordon and a customer.  Can you imagine Gordon just starts beating the dogshit out of a customer that complained about his risotto being undercooked, a little rugby flashback.  

Nothing beats fighting!!

  

UFC Grudge Match LIVE   – This is my favorite choice, and probably an FX show.  Anybody can challenge anyone to a UFC type cage match, nothing better then 2 psychos in a cage just monkey stomping each other.  Here is the best part.  You challenge someone to fight and if they dont show up, the cameras go to their home or place of work and BOOM an ass kicking takes place right there LIVE!!!…Can you imagine we could have catfights or full on donneybrooks breaking out on the assemmbly line at Ford in the middle of the day…NOW THAT TV…yeah all fights no holds barred until someone taps out….

Stewie is the pinnacle!!

Cartoons     –  This goes without saying..who doesnt like a good cartoon.  Except all cartoons have to be like Family Guy nuff said.

I just think tv has gotten too soft, get rid of all this game show shit, who gives a rats ass about some dude trying to blow down a house of cards in a minute…one word STUPID.   You want interesting how about this.

ooohh Guess what!!

Fortune Teller Finale – This will be PUNK’D meets Ghost Hunters.  You get a contestant that does a live reading and the teller tells them they are going to die or get some illness or some crap like that…then you follow that person around for a month until you tell them in front of their family that they have been PUNK’D …LOL….thats a great idea…just admit it…everyone will say thats fucked up but laugh that it didnt happen to them…..well those are my ideas for spicing up TV…just a quick I NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED thought.

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